ikea-graveyard:

Okay this white dude had a black girlfriend and they were walking by me and the dude said, “you know what babe, realtors are so lazy when it comes to financing” and she literally replied with, “why do you have to talk about the most boring shit, Steve”.

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blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)

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pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

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attackonegbert:

whenever youre feeling hella sad just remember that youre hella rad

(Source: bec-blanche)

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pursuitofmydick:

people are arguing and fighting. bitches be crying. ugh why can’t everyone be happy. too many bad vibes

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breakinq:

following back tons♡

breakinq:

following back tons♡

(Source: elisa21-rp)

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nothingbutflawless:

I’m jealous of girls that are super gorgeous. The ones that everyone always wants to be around, the friend everyone wants to have. The one that everyone looks at and thinks “damn she’s beautiful.” The ones that have a naturally cute laugh, a perfect smile, the ones with cute clothes and that look perfect all the time.

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runningbox11:

anna-carry:

I just felt the need to point something out to all of you. 

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So, in these first two shots of John, he is asleep on his side, curled up like an adorable little kitten.

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But in this one he is on his back.

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This is not the face and position of someone who was killed peacefully in his sleep. John woke up before Bec Noir stabbed him. John was awake for his death.

see here i was having such a nice day and then you just

(Source: ilikestufflotsofstuff)

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If you wrote about me, what would you say?
Writing for Writers, Part 1, by freethepoets (via freethepoets)

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agentrodgers:

hiddlestalker:

a thrilling series

the gripping saga continues

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